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PokerStars Game #10781941564: Tournament #54646601, $4.00+$0.40 Hold’em No Limit – Level III (25/50) – 2007/07/05 – 13:55:34 (ET)
Table ’54646601 2′ 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: krazykc_027 (3915 in chips)
Seat 2: Mohis1 (1148 in chips)
Seat 3: Rufus McLean (4977 in chips)
Seat 4: Isolde II (1450 in chips)
Seat 5: Hesiode76 (3075 in chips)
Seat 6: zebratonio (865 in chips)
Seat 8: anonymoez (3595 in chips)
Seat 9: meules (2635 in chips) is sitting out
Mohis1: posts small blind 25
Rufus McLean: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hesiode76
Isolde II: folds
Hesiode76: calls 50
zebratonio: folds
anonymoez: calls 50
meules: folds
krazykc_027: folds
Rufus McLean said,  » nice call donkey ace seven »
Mohis1: calls 25
Rufus McLean: checks
*** FLOP ***
Mohis1: bets 100
Rufus McLean: calls 100
Hesiode76 said, « ok »
Hesiode76: raises 150 to 250
anonymoez: raises 250 to 500
Mohis1: folds
Rufus McLean: calls 400
Hesiode76: raises 2525 to 3025 and is all-in
anonymoez: calls 2525
Rufus McLean: raises 1902 to 4927 and is all-in
anonymoez: calls 520 and is all-in
*** TURN ***
*** RIVER ***
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Rufus McLean: shows (a pair of Nines)
anonymoez: shows (three of a kind, Fours)
anonymoez collected 1040 from side pot
Hesiode76: shows (a straight, Three to Seven)
Hesiode76 collected 9375 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 10415 Main pot 9375. Side pot 1040. | Rake 0
Board
Seat 1: krazykc_027 (button) folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
Seat 2: Mohis1 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: Rufus McLean (big blind) showed and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 4: Isolde II folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
Seat 5: Hesiode76 showed and won (9375) with a straight, Three to Seven
Seat 6: zebratonio folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
Seat 8: anonymoez showed and won (1040) with three of a kind, Fours
Seat 9: meules folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
anonymoez [observer]: lucky french a**hole